We have all wanted to kill a hippy, right? Oh come on, you know you have. They were cute at Woodstock, but then they started to get way too hairy and smell (even worse). They became more of a pestilence in an untended field than gophers, and harder to get rid of. The everything should be free mantra got a bit old, too – yeah, that free concert at Altamont was great, wasn’t it…